thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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jaiking:

localstarboy:

This is the definition of living your best summer life

Follow me. You’ll be glad you did.

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localstarboy:

SIGNS OF MATURITY:


1. Small talks no longer excite you

2. Sleep is better than a Friday night out

3. You forgive more

4. You become more open-minded

5. You respect differences

6. You don’t force love

7. You don’t judge easily

8. Your happiness don’t depend from other people.

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cometcrystal:

martiangirlfromtalloniv:

cometcrystal:

there is a, boss baby show on netflix

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these are all from the first episode

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just-shower-thoughts:

Naruto and other anime characters probably run with their arms out is so the studio can save money by not having to animate their arms.

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pocmemes:

Why he do him like that tho ? 😭

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just-shower-thoughts:

The lottery is somewhat like pregnancy in the way that some people will try repeatedly to win for years and not get it while someone else can drunkenly buy a ticket once and win.

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sixpenceee:

There’s an island called the Skerries and there’s a point in google maps, where the island looks exactly like this. 

If you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself here

Does anyone have any idea what is going on?

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